Technobabble solutions

Technobabble was solved using Go by 4 contestants. Solution sizes: average 1985 bytes (shortest: 1388; longest: 2516).

641.

slava.sh (S) (2476 B)
750.

fetetriste (S) (2516 B)
885.

argusdusty (S) (1388 B)
1647.

matematik7 (S) (1560 B)